*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
thank you anon..
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
I know suicide is never the answer, but
You literally just ripped out my heart, tore it up and did a Mexican hat dance around it.
I have the biggest urge to talk to you but I gotta stay strong and not do it
It would be a horrible idea.
RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”
i was 22 at the time…
how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz
And the tears from my eyes and the rain from the sky aligned